My Imperial TIE Pilot and me…
Thursday, October 12th, 2006 | Entertainment
It was a night unlike any other…..
Swept off my feet by an Imperial Pilot.
It was utterly sweet…….
First….He took me dancing on the Death Star
Then for drinks in the Mos Eisley Cantina
Where we watched the moons of Tatooine rise
He entertained me in light conversation about Darth Vader’s plan to rule the universe
While enjoying a candlit dinner in the cockpit of his new acquisition the Millenium Falcon,
he was quite proud…..
We took a nice leisurely stroll around the quaint shops of Cloud City.
After that he took me through a fun scavenger hunt in the swamps of Dagobah
Where we mostly found bits and pieces of robots that succumbed to the wills of the swamp monster.
He took me Skiing on the hills of Hoth, almost freezing to death, thank goodness our we had a Tauntaun that helped keep me warm. Unfortunately, he was a bit stinky, good thing I had my back up perfume and my Imperial Pilot can’t smell much under that helmet…. thank goodness.
Then for bread pudding and irish coffees in his Adat where we wiled away the hours in mixed banter over who is more the ladies man….Han Solo or Luke.. I was rooting for Han personally.
But just as all joys in life, it had to come to end.
We parted with sweet sorrows.
It was a night I will never forget…..
But the life of an Imperial Guard is incredibly demanding.
Darth Vader is so needy and well, I just don’t think it would work out.
Oh and… well there is the issue of my heart really belonging to someone else… and that person is far more Star Trek than Star Wars… 
Love you, R. All yours… K 
4 Comments to My Imperial TIE Pilot and me…
Yeah, I did some skiing oh Hoth back in my Academy days. I\’d just finished qualifying in the Z-95, and so we headed there to make some fresh tracks. Bummer about Hoth is that there\’s just no apres-ski scene at all.
I know. What is up with that….
JasonOctober 13, 2006
Sounds like an enchanting evening, Ill have to check that exhibit out, heard they have an original working landspeeder on display!
Oh yes… and you get to sit in a life size cockpit of the Millenium Falcon… it only allows 4 people to sit down at one time but the have people stand so I think about 7 people go in at one time and the show is only 5 minutes.. I have no doubt the line for this will be long….
October 12, 2006