You can call me…..”Tweek Tweak”

Wednesday, September 27th, 2006 | School, work

Tweek Tweak“Tweek Tweak” yes that is his name and for those of you who don’t know him, he is one character in which I can truly identify with at this time. The Caffiene induced, anxious and almost neurotic character of the South Park bunch, he is the epitome of what a child can be when coffee becomes not just the drink of choice but drug of choice. So, here it is……

My Ode to Tweek Tweak.

Tweek Tweak, oh how you shiver and shake
only to live up to your true name’s sake
strung out on coffee and caffeine
Life goes by unsightly even partly unseen
Without form and without focus
To cure it would take some hocus pocus
So daily it just becomes routine
to have your numerous cups with no suger, a little cream
I’m sure we’ve all been there before
after too many we know what’s in store
a few trembles a few shakes
Your bodies sort of own earthquakes
To you, my friend I owe much empathy
as for me, well, here’s to my 2nd, 3rd, 4th wonderful cup of, delicious, satifying and comforting……coffee.

The end!

I still want a kitty. ;)

1 Comment to You can call me…..”Tweek Tweak”

ryan
September 29, 2006

I had no idea that was his full name. Hilarious!

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